Abstract
OK, Birdhearts. When you finish
reading this sentence, I want you all to
stop, get up, and march your feathered
little fannies to the telephone and make
those plane reservations for Seattle!
Now, go! As long as the airlines are
fighting to see who can give the worst
service and the lowest fares, we all can
get to Seattle for less than the price of a
maroon bellied conure. Of course, the
lunch you'll get will look like lunch for
a maroon bellied conure, too.